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I TOLD YOU. I TOLDDDDDDDDDD YOU. ITS SCHLICK FOR GIRLS

Posted on May 27, 2012 via PersonTwo with 2 notes

Natasha Kai - Former USA women’s soccer player.

Alright so there is a VERY large chance I will be getting a tattoo just like hers on my left leg. But I want mine with a sort of Celtic design…big surprise…but I do want it going down my leg just like that.

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Posted on May 25, 2012 via liiung with 3 notes

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Lmao. I just love the face.

Posted on May 24, 2012 via Cuz I'm the Hero with 25 notes

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I think I would shoot myself if someone said this to me and was serious.

Posted on May 24, 2012 via Abi KebAbi with 25 notes

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Omg.

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Posted on May 24, 2012 via TRIAGE with 23 notes

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Posted on May 23, 2012 via Amantes Da Kátia(ça) with 13 notes

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Oh.
<3

Oh.

<3

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Posted on May 21, 2012 via We can never get rid of our inner child. with 21 notes

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Zooey Deschanel:

Is that rain?

Siri:

What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

Zooey Deschanel:

Let's get tomato soup delivered!

Siri:

...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

Zooey Deschanel:

Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

Siri:

Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

Zooey Deschanel:

Remind me to clean up.

Siri:

Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

Zooey Deschanel:

Tomorrow.

Siri:

I'm in hell. This is hell.

Zooey Deschanel:

Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

Siri:

I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.